If I could be any animal, I would be a dolphin. Not because they're majestic creatures and one of the few animals that have sex for enjoyment, but because they're completely hairless.
Give me silky smooth legs and fuzz-free underarms any day. Getting laser hair removal on my bikini line is one of the best things I've ever done and whenever I find the time to shave my pins, I feel like a new woman.
Aside from keeping the hair atop my head, my eyelashes, and my eyebrows, I would do away with all the rest. It isn't for the satisfaction of anyone else and if you're into keeping your fuzz, you do you, I just want to be a damn hairless dolphin for my own pleasure.
And my latest hair removal venture has been my upper lip hair. Which is more like wispy blonde whiskers tbh. I keep catching it glimmering in the light on my Zoom calls during isolation and all those pointless selfies I keep taking in my boredom. So, for the sake of my lipstick selfies and the benefit of my colleagues, the 'tash has to go.
If you're feeling the same but have no idea how to tackle your at home, I've tried out every at-home option out there and here are my brutally honest reviews of each and every one.
You're welcome.
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